Is Rainbow Meow your real name?

Sadly not. You know how Garth Brooks is also Chris Gaines? It’s like that.

Wasn’t there a page at this URL circa 1996 featuring a picture of a man with scraggly facial hair and the caption “Let me tell ya, man, ’bout the Rainbow Meow”?

There totally was! As myself and another witness remember it, it was just that guy, a magenta background and a stripey Rainbow Meow banner. No links, just the front page. If you are that guy or if you have any insight into what it all meant, please get in touch and help me solve the mystery.